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    badger

    Nov 2014 Administrator badger's burrow

    Right keegs

    http://youtu.be/0gEDUDmZkyc

  3. Padfoot

    Nov 2014 |AoX| Member Somewhere... Over the rainbow

    Hahahaha, this reminds me of a great kiwi sheep joke.

    A ventriloquist is in a bar, and he's broke. So, he goes up to a farmer and tells him "If I can get your horse to talk to me, will you pay me $5" The farmer replies that the horse can't talk. SO the ventriloquist goes up to the horse and goes "How's it going? How's the owner treat you?". The horse "replies" that he isn't bad, that his owner treats him well, and it's not a bad life. The farmer is gobsmacked and he hands over the 5. The ventriloquist offers a bet for $10 to get the dog to talk. The farmer accepts, and the ventriloquist again asks the dog how his owner treats him. The dog also replies that it's not a bad life.

    Then, finally the ventriloquist offers to do the same to the sheep.
    The farmer then quite hurriedly says "No, no, the sheeps a lier."

  4. keegs

    Nov 2014 |AoX| Member / Administrator

    black sheep is actually scary as, i watched it when i was 10. padfoot that farmer was australian ay

  5. Padfoot

    Nov 2014 |AoX| Member Somewhere... Over the rainbow

    Kiwi farmer...

    Padfoot Hahahaha, this reminds me of a great kiwi sheep joke.

  6. badger

    Nov 2014 Administrator badger's burrow
    Edited 6 years ago by badger

    Nice joke anyway, I suppose guilty farmers are found everywhere in the world >_>

    With ten years? Ok, in that age I would have been scared by the movie as well!!

  7. Trionkali

    Nov 2014 Activated

    Keettu No because when you start kicking my ass, I'm gonna start wondering wtf happened. XD

    It'll be called you getting old :)

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  9. Keettu

    Nov 2014 |AoX| Member Lala land™ (with Lala♥)

    Oh god...

  10. Padfoot

    Nov 2014 |AoX| Member Somewhere... Over the rainbow

    I want to improve my ingame accuracy.

  11. Troll

    Feb 2015 Activated U.S.

    first off, on a personal note: Thanks Mash for finding my map!

    goals eh....become active member of the clan...would like to see "AoX" next to my name. 2. get chemistry with a team, I'm super big on CTF and HATE having a team gunning for themselves. 3. Improve map making skills 4. Watch people disconnect as soon as they see the name "Troll" connected, cause they pansy asses can't take the heat!

  12. mash

    Feb 2015 Administrator Germany

    imma not the guy who found your map

  13. f0r3v3r

    Feb 2015 Administrator Nowhere, Everywhere

    Sorry - I told him to thank you because of your awesome work in automating all of the map saves that his map was saved =)

  14. mash

    Feb 2015 Administrator Germany
    Edited 6 years ago by mash

    yey I get awarded for one line of code!! Now I feel like Bloodsport .. Btw I saw that conversation :D

  15. badger

    Feb 2015 Administrator badger's burrow

    Mash... one line of code is the only code I ever wrote, so just shut up, take the gratitude and be proud of it ;)

  16. Keettu

    Feb 2015 |AoX| Member Lala land™ (with Lala♥)

    Troll ... 4. Watch people disconnect as soon as they see the name "Troll" connected, cause they pansy asses can't take the heat!

    Take this from someone that's had this happen endlessly for several years straight. It's only funny/fun at first, but then you get to where you wish people would stick around.

  17. badger

    Feb 2015 Administrator badger's burrow

    I will always stick around if you connect to a server, Keettu, don' worry :)

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  19. Troll

    Feb 2015 Activated U.S.

    Keettu Take this from someone that's had this happen endlessly for several years straight. It's only funny/fun at first, but then you get to where you wish people would stick around.

    Yeah Keettu, used to happen to me a lot on Half-life/counter strike...used to tick me off too haha!

  20. Keettu

    Feb 2015 |AoX| Member Lala land™ (with Lala♥)

    Yeah haha, that's another reason why I'm not as active in ac (sure I could easily hop on a ladder where most of the people hang out, but then again it boils down to either I get too bored, or people start dropping like flies. I'll try to play a pub or somethin in the near future with you and the others. I want to see what you're made of ;)

  21. Bloodsport

    Feb 2015 |AoX| Senior Member

    My goals...

    1. Make feckloads of money. Don't hate, I have a family to look after ;)
    2. Spend more time with family.

    Sadly goals 1 and 2 tend to be mutually exclusive.

    ...

    3) Do enough of 1 and 2 to make time for more AC.

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