nah it would be more like "yooooooooooo this is alggggggggggg. shot to everyone for making this happen because i can now buy cool expensive shit and play golf with barrack obama"
i would also make myself captain and coach of the New Zealand Football team because they suck enough i cant really make it much worse
and free sushi
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Hahahaha, this reminds me of a great kiwi sheep joke.
A ventriloquist is in a bar, and he's broke. So, he goes up to a farmer and tells him "If I can get your horse to talk to me, will you pay me $5" The farmer replies that the horse can't talk. SO the ventriloquist goes up to the horse and goes "How's it going? How's the owner treat you?". The horse "replies" that he isn't bad, that his owner treats him well, and it's not a bad life. The farmer is gobsmacked and he hands over the 5. The ventriloquist offers a bet for $10 to get the dog to talk. The farmer accepts, and the ventriloquist again asks the dog how his owner treats him. The dog also replies that it's not a bad life.
Then, finally the ventriloquist offers to do the same to the sheep.
The farmer then quite hurriedly says "No, no, the sheeps a lier."